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November 15 picsIve added sum more pics check em out lyndt chocolate santa and reindeer would feed the internet fer a weeek !
and a piccy of ma kitty kat that loves ta type!
thats all folks oh berra put sum of other kitty
wash time And ya point is a cat gorra look his best back to groomin
sheeesh................. well ?
forty winks with the gnomes October 28 is it halloween soon ?happy witchin  This is were I live around halloween time. I need to polish up my act on the boomstick not having much luck with it !! heres a pic of me practising  Just cant seem to take off help!!!!JokesHers a few crap jokes till i can get round ta bloggin
Computer Programer
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.
" YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN... • Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
• You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.
• All of your friends have an @ in their names.
• You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Excite.
• You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
• Your phone bill is delivered in a box.
• You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
• The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg.
• You forget what year it is.
• You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."
ABORT... RETRY... (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ee in drive door (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)elf-destruct? (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
GHOSTLY GAGS Q: How can you tell if a ghost is flat? A: Use a spirit level! Q: Why are ghosts such poor magicians? A: You can see right through their tricks! Q: Where does vampires keep their savings? A: In the blood bank! Q: What's a ghost's favourite airline? A: British Scareways! Q: What kind of ghosts do they have in hospital? A: Surgical Spirits! Q: Who speaks on behalf of the Ghosts Union? A: Their Spooksperson! Q: What's a ghost's favourite food? A: I-Scream! Q: Did you hear about the love sick vampire? A: He became a Neck-romancer! Q: Where do ghosts go on holiday? A: The Isle of Fright! Q: What do you call a ghost who haunts the town hall? A: A night mayor! October 24 Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr chilly day !
Well 2 down with flu in da house so not bin out much stayin home tending the sick ! Spose I could sit and witter on here but should really make more use of ma time! well catch u all laters huggzzzzz October 22 were is jack the ripperYes were is Jack the Ripper ?
I really miss his taunts !
Well hubby is on a weeks holiday , dont fink we r doin much just vegin out really!
Might get a bit more time to play on here and do sum more graphics.
Doesnt look as if the weather is gunna be very promising . Was a great day yesterday went down by Redbridge station to take sum piccs of hubby and his mate for thier music thingys .
Have ta admit I really do like sum of thier music , which surprised me as im not really into Retro Electro
If ya wanna check out thier music they can be found here >> www.myspace.com/southampton
OMFG my fukwit brother got intouch .................... ha ha ha was I still angry with him ........Duuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
Now come on tell me would u be angry with him if he moved into ya 89 yr old mothers house conned her well n trully out of the house n all her possesions and then put the house up for sale ........ then made mother so uncomfortable she had ta leave and come n live with us ............. pooor old goat had lived there for atleast 50 yrs or more and left carryin 2 carrier bags to show fer her whole life ! I wont go into the stuff they put her throooo to say I'm ashamed of my brother is putting it lightly. He knew he was mothers favorite and used that to con her . In over 12 months he phoned once to say mother would regret leaving . No he was regretting her leaving cos she still had money in the bank he hadnt got his grubby mits on .......... although he had got a fair amount off her........... I wish he would knock on my dooor Id knock him flyin back to were he came from .......
Doesnt he relise the truma he put his mother throoo selling wat was her home for all those years , what she thought would be her home for the rest of her life .
Well i hope he rots in hell ......... if he could see how this has all affected her ..... she worries wats happened to all her personal possessions he photos her memories etc!
S he sits here everyday waiting for her stuff to arrive !
Well thats my rant for today !
Must get organised and see wat we r doin today !
Hugggzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz September 12 thats all folksWell need to take mother into town she needs to shop so maybe I will get sum more dun laters! glassThought Id try and make a glass the base if from a catolgue of glassware  dropperNot really sure what this is I thought maybe a dropper for a necklass  vasehere is a very sweet vase
 more of ma stuffwell Ive bin tinkering agen Many thanks to the ppl who write psp tutorials My bits n dabs are from these tutorials but Ive used my own bits ta make my personal creations things Ive picked up on the web If Ive used anything that belongs to you and u wish it not to be here please let me know and I will gladly remove them. September 09 My tinkerings
Well I have found something I really lov doin I'm not very gud yet as I'm in learnin mode........ but here goes I will show them here Please be patient I make loads of mistakes! here goes my first is this comforter!
 August 31 Wat a loverly day was had by all yesterdayWell we took orf fer Cambridge yesterday. was a very long trip but was worth it They have the most incredible buildings there Kings College being the best . When I get round to it I will add sum piccs Right gorrrra fly we goihn into town !!!!!! August 30 Oh yes glad i found thisThis is a great little gizmo fer writin up ya blogs thought id play with it What does this look like
Oh My Gawd ! it really does look like choccie
oh yesI learnt glitter writin basic yes but ................................ |
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